Saturday, 12 June 2010

DISCOMBOBULATOR THERAPY !












Well i'm getting laser and magnet therapy here in Ipswich and on the way home it feels like i've moved on a couple of weeks , so that was worth the £200 it cost inc a shoulder brace !
Dig those laser proof specs ! (very DEVO)
Won't be at the Stoke race obviously , bummer .
Rach took me down to devon to have a rest at the weekend and we took in a classic cars show and got a vintage tram ride down into Seaton thru the marshes and bird sanctuaries , this pic of the electric throttle is the only one of interest , i like to call it the e-motionovulator - but it's probably called the accelerator .
Other pic is of my Norton , the Reverend at work as before i mashed myself i was enjoying riding it to work , halving the travel time and raisin the pulse a tad too !
Last pic is TRIUMPH TR25W in the wokshop for a makeover , and i think this mocked up look is where we are heading . We have blacked out the wheels , done a classic MX job on the mudgaurds and numberboards , added a Champion tank and a Bratstyle seat then a Sparto rear lamp . Like how it's looking now .
SUPPOSED TO BE OFF FOR 6-8 WEEKS BUT I'M JUST WORKING AROUND IT REALLY .
suppose i cant twirl any spanners but i've been doing plenty of office stuff inc some adverts in BSH , 100 BIKER , classic mechanics and classic bike guide , for a start ! mechanics has a TZ750 tracker on the cover this month too .

Wednesday, 2 June 2010

DEM BONES . WALES GETS ME EVERY TIME !















1988 GOT KNOCKED OUT RACING A WASP 1000 SIDECAR OUTFIT AT THE WELSH TWO DAY ENDURO.
1999 TOOK MY FINGERS OFF CRASHING A DUCATI IN A SOUND OF THUNDER RACE AT PEMBREY.
2010 BROKEN COLLAR BONE PRETENDING TO BE DICK MANN AT AMMAN VALLEY.
WALES IS OUT TO GET ME.

Monday, 31 May 2010

AMAZING AMMAN VALLEY ANNUAL

Anyone who knows me will know i can't type much today , as i broke my collar bone at the races burying the XR750 into my back as i went down !
However Sideburn girl took 150 ace pictures for me so go to my flickr page and see some great pics of a great event .
Will post more here in next few days .
http://www.flickr.com/photos/redmaxspeedshop/

Cheers Steve .

Wednesday, 26 May 2010

HONDA CAFE PROJECT .


















We have had a great project in the workshop for a while , we started with a standard 70's Honda 550 four and stripped her down , cut and shut the sub frame , moved all the electrics around to clear the air box area out , added tank seat /pipe kit from Benjies in the States and some great alloy rims and modern rubber and presto !

60's Honda cool .


Also in the mix were a front brake kit and ace bars , redesigned dash , shortened mudgaurd and alloy bellmouths (which put the jetting well out ).


Next maybe is paint as the frame needs sorting and the colour on the body work (although i'm kinda liking the retro matt green primer look !


So she's all together and looking great , took these pics out on test ride - my route goes past AJS on the back roads ! Whenever you stop on this bike people appear from nowhere to have a look (and take a pic !) . We're really pleased with her now and we just need to get a bit nearer on the jetting and we are finished . Oh and a smaller number plate !


It's stuff like this that keeps my job interesting although god knows how many hours have really gone into it to get it into this shape !


More pisc here and i'll try to upload a before pic to the blog (although there's one here )



Oh and don't forget our Flattrack/streetrack meeting at Amman Valley on Sat/Sun this weekend it's gonna be a good un !
See Europe’s best flat trackers battle on the super high-speed half mile oval. Saturday night racing commences at 7pm with highlight being the brutal Harleys in the All-American Twin Class. Sunday racing commences at 1pm. See the biggest entry ever for a European short track race compete in over 20 heatsAdults £10 per day or £18 for weekend including camping. OAPS £8 per day or £14 for the weekend, Children (12 to 15) £3 per day or £5 for weekend, Under-12s go free.Competitors from America, Switzerland, Holland, Germany, Italy, England and Wales.THE CUSTOM SHOWBritain’s best street trackers and vintage flat track race bikes on display. Racers' Choice Prize donated by Davida. Prizes for best in show, best budget bike, best engineering and best paint donated by Sideburn magazine and Red Max Speed Shop. PLUSBarFoodCampingDealer stalls NOTE: The custom show will be judged at lunchtime on Sunday

Monday, 17 May 2010

ITALIAN STALLIONS ROCK THE BMF !
















Sounds like a rock band , but it was just Marco and Jacob going at it , what a great race that was .


Had some interesting rides on an ever-changing track surface on saturday (will they ever get it right there?) going from wetter than wet to dustier than arizona , in fact four races with four different lines to amuse us ! Still the fast boys were still faster than us and we were treated to some great racing from behind or on the sidelines .

There were some suprise winners too , well done boys - you know who you are !
And Ade collins jus made it look so easy on his HM plant honda .
Us Skootafarm boys were pluggin away at it , with John and gary at the sharp end and the rest of us eatin some dust - and enjoying every minute of it !
I had little traction but lots of fun , lost my oil bung (only harley would think a push in oil cap will work flat out !) on the last lap of one race and it looked like i'd been shot down - by the smoke trail ! Got a quad bike lift round in front of the grading tractor and luckily found it .Phew.
Gary's got a great pic of the team bikes lined up after washin em .
Nice to see Lez back out on his Big Yam twin for the first time since his Injury and Wayne out on his CCM and going well , as he does .
There's a Video here of a complete Thunderbike race for your amusement .
And all the other pics Sideburn girl took over the weekend .
Next race is the Epic two day Half -miler at Amman Valley , can't wait . Do come .
And dress up .

Sunday, 9 May 2010

ARE YOUR NAILS UP TO IT ?



























Sideburn girl blew out her Strumpet's base gasket on the way back from Jack's Cafe last year ! and has been on at me to sort it since , but she could,nt wait and my saturday customers were amazed to see her strip the Bonnie down in front of thier eyes and put it back together in time for tea n biscuits !


The whole bike and her legs were covered in oil as we'd been doing the ton for some time on the A34 when it blew , so it was quite a clean up operation too !


We noted that the cams and followers were all in good nick and the bores ok too although a little glased up (she soon sorted that out) and whilst she was in there she stripped the carbs out and had a clean up .


Sideburn girl mentioned she had wanted to see if her new Bio-sculpture gel nails were up to the job - i think this proves that point at least !


Darling - my bikes leaking now too , can you have a looksee after you've done tea ? "Get lost Steve ! Do it yourself ".

Tuesday, 4 May 2010

All American Twins Flattrack Series ! A story .




Get a load of this story from Mick Jansen !



#16 Mick Jansen

Last week as I was certain the bike I got from Mule motorcycles in California for the all American twins cup wouldn’t make it in time because of the volcano eruption, I got a call from UPS saying that there would actually be some people working on Friday (Queens day, our national holiday), so if the bike would arrive on Thursday I could possibly still pick it up in time for the weekend. (my brother actually called them stating I was the star rider and that it was absolutely imperative I could race that weekend!) But then on Thursday afternoon I got a call that the bike wasn’t on the flight that day, but that there was another flight on Friday! The bike did get on that flight and landed in Amsterdam in the afternoon. Everybody at UPS and even customs new about this bike and they rushed it through customs and at 11:15 PM I got the call I that could go to the airport to pick it up. I received the massive crate a little after midnight. A UPS truck driver was kind enough to help me get the bike out of the crate and in to my van.
So Saturday morning 1AM I finally set off for Germany with the bike! I rushed 700 km straight through the night and arrived at the hotel where the other riders were staying a little before 7 AM. I had some breakfast and then we went to the track to assemble the bike in time for tech inspection. The bike fired up first try! I took it super easy during practice, but I immediately felt very comfortable riding it. The heats went well and I got faster throughout the day, actually winning the final! This made me finish second for the day, because of the small rider field all heats score points with the final counting double. Another rider drove my van to the race venue for Sunday as I got to close my eyes for the first time in 36 hours.
Better rested for the Sunday race I continued my progress with a couple of second places in the heat races and again winning the final, this time it was enough for the overall win! So second and first place on a bike that was still in LA on Friday morning!
And what a bike! It is absolutely beautiful and handles great, as I said earlier, I really didn’t expect to feel so comfortable on it so soon. The battery wasn’t charging, I’ll have a look to see what’s going on there. But all together an absolutely gorgeous race bike! I’m looking forward to more fun!




Sounds like a dream weekend , nice one boys !


AAT Series is coming to the UK , Amman Valley , Wales , Soon (at the big XR meet ).
..Details below .

Friday, 23 April 2010

UK XR / STREETRACKER MEET !




JUST BE THERE .







JUST BE THERE .




JUST BE THERE.

And bring your Streetrackers and get in Half price !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't wait , it's gonna be great . Full stop .


Monday, 19 April 2010

FREEZING FLORIDA FARCICAL FLATTRACK VACATION !











Actually we had a good coupla weeks away , but if you look at the facts ....... it don't look good !
BAD STUFF.
Plane arrived late and by the time we were at the hotel there was no hope of making our first race at Ocala (which was where the big twins were running .....
Next day , evening race at Volousia - so we got there at lunch just in case and to see a bit off practice ..... nowt going on ! rained the night before so called it off at 9am in sun and when we got there it was bone dry, but empty !
Next day over to Daytona to the new dirttrack course to watch Boastie Qualify , to be told he'd highsided out - poss cracked ribs etc . DOH .
Sat in the stands that night in biting wind watchin the frost come outta our mouths and wishing it would end ... which it did ... at about 11 or so ! only the AMA rug and sweatshirts we bought saved us from death . half the spectators went home .
Did 3 autojumbles in one day cos they were full of chrome shit for Baggers (touring Harleys).
Picked up a Ducati from Ducati Daytona (thanks guys) and realised it had a rear seat the size of a postage stamp , Rach not impressed . After 5 mins of riding in Florida , i was not impressed ! you're not allowed to filter thru the traffic !!! Wot !!!! F.K.N HELL . might as well have a harley then ! $%%^$%&&$ bollox , ruins riding that does , so i ignored it and rode up the middle and kicked the traffic outta the way like u should . They don't like it up em .
Went down Main st and parked it up amongst the hogs , locked our helmets on ... and left the keys in the seat ! came back n they were gone . FERC IT. Ran around a bit like a headless chicken , then saw the card in the ignition recess , read it and it was from the police - meet em at the corner of main and olive , nice ! they had the keys but i had to explain how an english guy in florida had a Ducati on California plates ... one lecture later i had em back !
Then i rode it 300 miles to Miami - on a dead straight road , kin torture . Here Miami Ducati have it back ! (great shop that one !) so if you wanna ride in the USA , go to California where u can filter !
Down in Miami we head out to the Keys (key largo) to Gilberts resort , which is ok till you get inside a room then it sucks big time being very run down for top money too ! that nite Rach says she want's to go home.... so i book us out and find another much nicer place for less money ... and it catches fire ! So at 3am we pack our car and move across the road as Floridas best fight the fire , by 7am we can move back in as only the resturant burnt down !
Still this week is all about Rach on the beach .... except there are no real beaches on the Keys ! yes those picture perfect beaches are all concrete covered in sand ( not so comfy!) Rach not impressed again , so it's off to Miami beach which as you all know is miles of real sand ... so we're driving up and down looking for a space or car park - and 3hrs later we still are ! A little thing called spring break has spoiled our fun , thousands of college kids got there first ! it was chocka block . so we went home . Rach . Tears .
GOOD STUFF .
No hire car for us , so they upgraded us to a Chevy MPV , leather n nice .
Volousia was a real nice sleepy town to visit , no tourism nice diner etc - good day spent exploring round the lakes there .
The racing at Daytona speedbowl was great watched the classics and twins races from the infield and saw Springer kick ass on the XR750 TT race bike , then got to meet him in the pits ! the pits were great (see our pics). We got invited by Ducati to watch the 200 race with them in Ducati hospitality which was great and we met some nice guys , who explained about filtering in the traffic , later we waved to them as we shot past up the middle of the traffic on our streetfighter - oh how we laughed !
At the track Boastie was in good spirits considering the long trip for nowt ! and Jan and Tom were buzzing around like they were on speed with excitement ! and the racing was great , tooth n nail stuff . Chriss Carr came over n said hi , after hearing the english voices ! He was looking good in the heats but they kicked his ass in the final , the smooth track not suiting many there.
A good facility though without a doubt and you've got to wonder how many new tracks are being built over there in the last ten years ?
We went to the bike auctions at Stetson university and there was a good bike show too , All classics , had to stop myself coming back with the Astro in the pics !
Found a XR chaincase for $20 in the swapmeet too !!.
We did 1000 miles in the hire chevy which was nice as it was new (200miles old!) and gas was nowt per liter .
We had a great day out at the Kennedy space center and saw the Shuttle out a few days before it's launch .
We went up a very tall light house and took out a boat for the day amongst the Mangrove swamps ! and saw a Man-o-war in the water - spooky but very delicate .
By the time we got to Miami the sun was properly with us , and when the hotel was crap the lady on the next table turned out to be the president of the Chamber of Commerce and she found us a much better one for $40 less per night ! Nice .
The Resurant that burnt down was well nice and we had a nice meal in there the night before !
We did some Rach stuff up n down the Keys the highlights of which were ... a Airboat ride across the everglades in a crocodile reserve , a dolphin show (and sealions , parrots etc ) Alligator wrestling ! and a hundred mile road trip across the Keys to Key west , only 70 miles from Cuba !

We got about four hundred pics out of it and some of em are here http://www.flickr.com/photos/redmaxspeedshop/sets/72157623870173206/
and there are some videos here
The videos so far are , Airboat ride , Auctioneer , Daytona flattrack , and flat oot round the banking at night !


So it was good and bad , just how you want it if you like telling a good story ! or remembering it in the future !




Wednesday, 14 April 2010

FIRST SHORTTRACK RACE OF YEAR -KINGS LYNNE.
















What a fab race meeting that was ! All the Scooter farm boys made the Final (except Jason of course - rekon he does it on purpose!) with Jon and Gary doing great and me n Dave battling it out till the end (dave getting me up the inside at the end , oh-er missus).

I wanna say right now I HAD A SECOND PLACE !!!!! one better than my previous best on the old girl (1977 vintage) and if i'da got traction orf the line maybe Stevie Coles would'nt have slipped thru into turn one ...... Nah - he'd a got me anyway . That boy flies , although i managed to hang onto him till the flag , he was always a bike length ahead . Nice to see his wife in the pits chattin to sideburn girl . Spotted Gary's wife to0 and the Lovely Louise , thanks for coming girls !

Had Paul Baleta in the shop before the weekend trying on some tanks/seats on his new thunderbike a KTM Duke and he was at the track giving it the beans everywhere , you should take a look at his Speed Therapy Blog , makes good reading , other bloggers present were Anthony Brown (DBA blog ) and of Course Gary Inman (Sideburn as if u did'nt know ) all these blogs are on my favorites here !

Another anomaly at this meeting were all the new leathers , my own were based on Triumph's own Gene Romero Jacket and Matching Arai lid with Metro racing suede gloves (very 70's beige!) then Jason had a lovely quality new skoota farm set , which he promptly covered up with a cow suit ! (see pics) that guy cracks me up ! Anthony Brown also sported a new set , finally escaping from his pizza/puke kevlar set , which i believe he's gonna make Geoff wear at his first race , our next round the BMF show !

Oh yea , other people were there racing and i believe it was the biggest turn out ever ! Thanks guys for making the effort . But if we're talking effort , well what about the Italians ? it's a fair old treck i'd say from anywhere in Italy to Kings-Lynne without bringing a bike and racing it , but that's what the Zaeta boys did Pauolo and Marco(Belli) bought along the Mk2 bike with the TM engine (much more suitable for a Italian bike than a Honda motor) and had a good go with it , although maybe the Suprmoto spec engine needs a bit of refining as they ran in the top 4 but , had no test time with it ! Great effort guys . Next Jacobo Monti was there to (from Italy)with his creature from the deep ! well modified Honda 450 , but it refused to go from the start and he borrowed a CRF to race from someone else (nice one whoever that was !) imagine coming all that way and have it not start . Bummer .
I tell you all the racing was great and the atmosphere in the pits was fantastic , nice to see some familiar faces appear and say hello (you know who you are ) i always enjoy showing the bike to interested spectators , particularly when i'm going well out there !
So these are a few pics and if you follow the link herehttp://www.flickr.com/photos/redmaxspeedshop/sets/72157623732477527/ - you can see all the pics Rach took and a video too ! i just load the lot onto Flickr warts n all !
Finally many thanks to all involved in the organisation of such a slick meeting cos it's a pleasure - and you make it so . THANKS GUYS n DOLLS .
Oh and i must mention our crazy commentator , cos he always makes me smile and without him it just would'nt be the same watching a race . THANKS MATE .

Friday, 9 April 2010

DEATHLY DAVE'S DESIGNER DOO -DELIGHTFULL !
















Went up the smoke last night to Death Spray Custom's art show in the Exposure art gallery . And it was a great night out with some stunning pieces on display - including my old race bike with a fab paint job by the master himself (Dave) and with the bike in pride of place in the window , i was glowing with pride ! It's always nice to catch up with friends too and i had Sideburn girl (Rach) along for the ride so she was able to meet a few people to . Had i enough spare cash i could have bought a matching Axe and Fixie push bike , to go with my 1026cc Ducati - but i had my eye firly one the set of four DSC number ones that would have looked great in my shop on the wall ! Many thanks to Dave for a great evening and a great paintjob .
After it was all over we heade out for food with Anthony (co-built) and his mate Oz , and without a word of a lie had the best Thai meal ever , nice resteraunt , good service and fantastic food .
What a way to end the night !

Monday, 29 March 2010

PERRIS FUELLERS BIG DAY OUT .











Nah - it's not that film from the 80's (good tho it may be ...)

This is all about the WILD WIGAN WEEKEND we just had .

Actually my weekend started on Thursday , and it goes something like this -
Thursday 5pm - jump in car drive up the Smoke to Camden to see the Rev Horton Heat at the Electric Ballroom - get home 2am ! (150 miles trip).
Friday Mornin , load all the gear and 1x XR750 flattracker in the van , Lunchtime drive to Wigan (225 miles ), getting stuck in some crap traffic on way (5hr drive !) For the Stags/Sideburn no5 launch party , set up the bike on stage for the Burlesque girl to crawl over , sit back n watch the show ! Ace . The band really rocked (dave Scootafarm Murdo on base) and the atmosphere was fab , with people from all over attending , met some great guys there . Davida put up part of their picture gallery , and Sideburn were launching mag no 5 on the world (gary was the first on the dance floor too !) , burlesque girls were selling the raffle tickets for a Davida helmet , and i'm sure i saw a Donkey get cut in two on the stage !Get back to Dave's gone 3am !
Saturday . Rise @ 9am get down to the Yankee diner for some grits with the boys , then onto the WIGAN SHORTY TRACK opening event at an undisclosed address , which was fab - we even had some races on the smaller bikes !(great job on the track guys ) Then back to unload the Stags gear outta the van into the lock-up , off for Chips n Gravy at the Drive- by shooting chippy , back to change then off to Liverpool to the Go Go Cage for two bands (Doctor Combover and the Jim Jones Revue ) Very happening evening , Back to Dave's for @ 3am !
Sunday , up at 8am , drive 3 or so hours down to Norfolk arena (189miles) for the Shorttrack UK first official practice of the year - and it was good to be back on track ! Bit worried about the track grip and my riding at first , then Boastie says they've put down Scunthorpe dirt - but it all came good when they watered it and once again Kings-lynn was like clay . Superb ! then pack it all up n jump in the van , drive (200 miles)back to Winchester for 10pm , just in time for a hug from Sideburn Girl n jump into bed for a very long coma-like sleep !
Total mileage -@800. (saw fuel @1.27 liter! fookin rip off .)
Rest needed to recover - 1 month .
Band total 3.
Bikes ridden 4 .
Burlesque girls gurned over 3.
Hours of sleep - not enough.
Hours of driving - too many .
I should know better at my age ! (21)
Thanks Dave n Louise for putting me up in the loft !
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Friday, 19 March 2010

HOUSTON - DO YOU COPY ?











Yep this is a copy , straight from the SHORTTRACKUK.COM website , cos i'm still jetlagged from my USA trip (more of that soon )but this has to be said , so here it is - somebody elses words !(probably Daves)


A WEEKEND OF ALL THINGS SHORTTRACK AND MUSIC FROM FRIDAY 26TH MARCH
What a weekend is in store at the end of March, commencing with the amazing Sideburn Issue 5 Magazine Launch Party, in Wigan On Friday 26th March. It is shaping up to be the event of the year, with THE STAGS live on stage (their first home show in over two years so they have a bunch of new songs), Motorcycle Buresque, Davida Helmets Moto-Photo art show davidamotophoto and some vintage flat trackers on display. For more info visit sideburnmag
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Then on Saturday afternoon it's the Grand Opening of the Skooter Farm / Sideburn practice track, at an undisclosed location near the team. We've often said here at STUK, if you're not getting enough riding in that you should build your own practice track and that's exactly what Skooter Farm and Sideburn have done. UInfortunately, it does all have to kept low key so can't be open to allcomers, just invited guests of the team (get in touch with Dave or Gary if you think they should've invited you). Get inspiration to build your own track from these pics or visiting Dave Arnold's blog full-frokkul
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OK, if you haven't got time to lay your own track before the end of March and you need to get some track time before the start of the season, you'd be as well to come to the official Shorttrack UK Press and Practice day on Sunday 28th March. It's at The Norfolk Arena, Saddlebow Road, King's Lynn, PE34 3AG, starts at 1pm, costs just £30 and is open to all classes - shorttrack, mini bikes, juniors. Hope to see you all there, cos then it's only two weeks until the start of the racing season.
Well, with all that going on, we're going to need a lie down by the end of the weekend!

So be there or be cuboid .Mama knows best .